Fakeaway

Privacy policy

Last updated 7 August 2026.

The short version

Fakeaway is a static recipe site. We don't collect any personal data. We don't set tracking cookies. We don't run analytics. We don't share anything with anyone because we don't have anything to share.

Who runs this site

Fakeaway is run by REM Technologies UK ("we", "us"). The data controller for any personal data processed by this site is REM Technologies UK.

Contact: [email protected]. Emails go to the site owner.

What data we collect

None.

This site serves static HTML pages. It does not log your IP address, your browser, your location, or anything else. There are no analytics scripts. There are no cookies set by this site. There are no forms that submit data anywhere. There is no advertising.

Cookies

We don't set any cookies. Your browser may set cookies for other reasons (your login to another site, for example) but this site contributes nothing.

Third parties

None. We don't embed any third-party trackers, fonts, scripts, pixels, or analytics. The site loads only its own files.

Server logs

Our hosting provider (Cloudflare Pages) logs basic request metadata (IP, user agent, requested URL, status code) for security and abuse prevention. These logs are retained for up to 30 days and are not used for analytics. Cloudflare's privacy policy covers that data: cloudflare.com/privacypolicy.

Your rights under UK GDPR

Even though we don't collect personal data, UK GDPR rights still apply to any data that exists about you (for example, the server logs above). Your rights are:

  • Right of access — request a copy of any data we hold about you
  • Right to rectification — correct any inaccurate data
  • Right to erasure — request deletion of your data
  • Right to restrict processing — limit how we use your data
  • Right to data portability — receive your data in a portable format
  • Right to object — object to processing of your data
  • Right to complain to the ICO — file a complaint with the Information Commissioner's Office (ico.org.uk)

To exercise any of these rights, email [email protected]. We respond within 1 month as required by UK GDPR.

Changes to this policy

If we change anything material, we'll update the date at the top and post a note on the home page. Material changes won't happen often — this is a recipe site.